PoB

So, basically, we’re really lazy here when it comes to coverage of stuff. So, I’m going to try and update this with screens from all the crappy E3 streams but luckily, I have the power of ignoring stupid things or unimportant things like what new studio is coming to Xbox Live Movies. No one cares. Keep checking back for updates. Lazy updates. Mostly in screenshot form and then info added later.

This is NO Peter Moore

Fallout 3

Annoying translator talks about RE5

Fable 2

Gears of War 2

New Live “Dashboard”

Geometry Wars 2

Banjo Kazooie

Viva Pinata

Duffy “surprises” everyone by singing a song

500 songs on Rockband, mister? Tell me it’s so!

So, this guy from Square Enix comes on stage and starts talking about Last Remnant and all that crap… Something no one really cares about. And then he walks off stage and dorkface comes back on stage talking about how awesome it is to have Square Enix. And then Square Enix guy walks back on stage and says “lolz 1 moar thang!”

And that’s how Microsoft and Square Enix won E3 in just one minute.